May 2013
20 posts
“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via creativecloud)
“So you plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of
waiting ...”
– Jorge Luis Borges (via Swanfeather Songs)
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
– Morticia Addams (via badfilm)
“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25
1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...”
– Unknown (via ashlyniscool)
“Some days, it’s not about passion and courage. It’s not about heroism and drama....”
– Jack Ricchiuto (via kari-shma)
April 2013
43 posts
wongburger:
the-vashta-nerada:
pleaseremembermefondly:
charlisheen:
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER...
r0yall:
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...”
– Maya Angelou (via kari-shma)
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Filipino: EVERY PRONOUN IS FREAKING NEUTRAL
noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
